I Don't Know Why

But these things irritate me:

1. Self Righteous Facebook Status Updates- Everyone knows you're not that holy. You're human just like me. Dicks.
2. Bros- Self explanatory.
3. Unemployment- Yup.
4. SUPER CHRISTIANS- Refer to No. 1
5. Auburn Fan- Weagle Weagle? For real? You guys wonder why no one takes you seriously?
6. Ipod Batteries- Apple, you know there's no way I can fix that myself
7. False Sense of Self Importance- You think you're so awesome, you make yourself jealous